coup

well i am outta here, for a couple of days
the coup looks ok, i have a cover on it till i build my steple, i also got a new chicken!

i got a little bannie, its funny how i got the thing, an impluse buy at the feed store, but i didn' t have the ways to raise the thing right off the bat, so i ended up tricking a friend of mine , who has chickens to raise it, the ol' coco bird switch, except she has regular birds, not banies, i told her this was one bird hatched some where secret it slipped there the cracks or something ( and she believed it ! it made here day to raise a cute little chick even know they have to many anyway) well the bannie got shuffled over to a cousin of they'ers a little girl about 8 or so (who took to it quick) , it was her new pet, but the mother couldn't stand the chicken, it took about a couple of weeks to figure out it was a bannie, cause of the feathered legs, then the gig was up and the mother was mad, she was tricked into getting the bird, my friend Kathey thought it was funny, but the mother kept asking me to take the bird, cause it smelled , cats would get it etc, everytime she asked i would say
"do you know what happens when you take a chicken away from a little girl, do you know?, well when she robs here first bank the memory of he mother takening away her chicken will be there, do you really want to live with the consiqu'winces!"
of couse the mother was getting madder, but over the weekend i conceded and picked the bird up on sunday, Of cource the the little girl was crying and upset, i just reminded her mother that these were going to be the flashback points in therapy, these exact moments, but alas
i am not that much of an asshole,! i told the little girl she can come and vist the bannie when ever she wants, and i would help her build a pen, that was the back up plan why they couldnt keep it, but a pen costs money? ( as her mother pointed out) and we told her that if she colected cans along side the road she would have enough money to buy the wood to make a new pen! and yepee! she could have her chicken again , its all so easy.
of couse i must have ruined the mother's sunday cause i could feel that the little girl was ready to toss a big'ol fit right there after i left,
have a nice day!

Posted by chickengeorge at January 10, 2005 11:14 AM