cont..

whats up chicken butt!

some more heads were smashed off the fence about four, and its funny i had a dream about this, but in the dream they end up stripping the whole thing down to nothing, funny the coiwincident,. also in the dream i chase this real tall skinny guy to his aprtment,
funny
when i get over to SA, i am going to figure out how to cut metal and make these fuckers permante! the chicken heads on my fence, may even do it up a bit, i don't mind them being attacked cause i can sell them, right on ebay, for about 30$
funny how it works that way

Cont tales from fall 96

the wonderful smell, ,
couldn't be more amusing as when jeff got back he said,
"man , where is that chick, in a sorta hung over panic way, the bitch wouldn't shut up i just said, fuck it and went to sleep , when did she leave?"

"oh jeff,.., Kat is great we love Kat , she hung around the house, we had coffee she got to tell us about her life, " i said in this sorta joyful sing song smile.

"oh man ! you cann't keep her here, she is wack! man, she is wack! "

and then from under the car port,
"Hi guys! jeff your awake!! i was worryed about you all night, you sleep so heavy!! hahahahaha!"
He just walk off looking at the ground smoking another cig, she hung around for the evening and apparnently, she and jeff went to the Triple Crown for some music, . it was like watching a suspence movie, so we sat around till the time the bar closed, one thirty or so,.
and sure enough there she was in out kitchen, just haning with the boys , jeff went out the garrage and (from what we found out later locked his door)
so she was turn out on to the street like a lost kitten, so it was me and paul and ( oh hell that right Drek!) and phil, we sorta sat around out of amusement like who was she gonna try to play musical chairs with i sorta kept out of it, but she first went for drek
, walked into his room and started talking to him,
"so drek you have alot of books here,,,,
you like to read?"
"Yea"
"any on sex?"
drek was reading something not wanting to participate in the openly junivial acts of playing with a desperately slutty women,
"yea kat i am reading , here is a book its called the Bible go out and read it" and he esxorted her out on to the couch and sat her down wit with paul.
now paul was an expert! too smooth, and kat needed some one a bit more emotionaly handicape when it comes to dealing with women,
so she got up and
appartly bashed in the door handel to jeffs door and got on top of him, what happen next jeff will never talk about to this day,
(as matter of fact if he reads this, the george ass whoppin meter goes up a couple of naches the next time he sees me , good thing most of the folks i write about don't have the pations to ready my blogg, hahahah you fuckers!)
ahh but joking aside
there she was the next moring hamming it up with the boys
"oh yea kat, i understand your trying to get a job and an apartment, sure , its ok to stay here, your cool"

Posted by chickengeorge at July 26, 2005 10:35 AM