cold front

well its finnaly cooling off, and my roomates won't have to suffer from seeing me with out a shirt off.

man i hate the cold to a degree, it makes me want to snuggle up with my favorite honey,!!!

One of the stories ,
this one is about a friend of mine who went to Rio, he likes prostitues and he knew he could find a whole slue of them there, i think he and another buddie of mine went there, , well when he got back it was real funny, you have to know HC the way we have known him over the years he is like the most over studded overrtly male friend i have ever had, he has an conisuireship of the gutter that noone can surpass , porn and partying , he is very organised and a hard worker, but has this intensity about sex, like he is addicted to it, and talks about wierners and pussys all the time, its always been like this, very amusing to me and phil cause we are more like the nerds that hadn't quit figure aout how to get a girlfriend or be sexy , and he would brag about his latest score and carry on in this bar bathroom twilight, laughing and punctuwating the words, while wacking down tall boys and spitting dip in cans, he would leave around our house, . ,
so you know ,
well hc in Rio , hoes soemthing like 40$ apiece,
when hc got back ,
it was like he went Tabit and saw the dali-lama or something he was cool, even tempered did'nt care about nuthing, relaxed like an enlighten monk.
"so , well HC what happen?," ,
"you are not going to believe what i have been threw,, no bulshit , no additude , you just pay them and they fucked the bejesesus outtta ya, let me tell you george and phil, America woman have something to look up to here, they should be put to shame over the enthusiam a to suck your cock,and fuck, its like" hey i wasn't fucking them , they were fucking me,!!! "do you know what thats like!!!"
HC moods started to increase in excitement, and we noticed one of his eyes were clouded with blood, "what happen to your eye?"
well i blew a blood vessel on the last hoe trying to cum, " my God HC how many women did you have, ? well 16, in a week, "
"hold on 16 thats like twice a day maybe more"
"yea"
For the next two hours he went into detail about each of the women and how we need to start saving our money to go there, he said it will change your life,
HC has this like sports man voice and it was like he was carrying us threw a siminar on what to do in Rio, the ins and outs, he got more excited and started delivering these powerfuly insain monalogs about Amerians women's hangup and free sex, well not exactly free, . I wanted to video tape this cause what few times we heard him talk to us and the boys around the house,
it was one of the top speaks i have everheard, probably HC at his highest,. i want to get him to host a simnar on "my trip to Rio and what to do over there a tour guild?" and decended off into the brothals and talk about the pimp hoe life all over again, trying to convice all the men they are losers for not taking advantage of this,. i think thats what was funny about it, his eurphoric enthusiam for "as much sex as he could afford", , i even got in trouble for hearing it , or listining to it and not out right condeming this behavior from my girlfriend, Tonya, , when i told her about HC antics,
as she said "it seem i enjoyed it to much,."
I started thinking about his whole experances of sex with strangers, which i have never done, but like dogs like HC, thay get off on it, and you cann't help but imagine what exactly they have done, it all seems a bit creepy to a degree, .
But in HC world it all makes seens, he told us all these manuvers on how to spot a hoe in a bar, and this whole mini courting process, it warpped his preceptions , he said cause when he got over here he went to the local bar and tryed the same thing out here, and bamb!!
you realise your back home again.
it could be some cruel joke played on the American Dogs of the world to hand back his balls and say "hey lets go back to Rio and any woman you see, you can have her tonight,!, think of the possiblitys think!"
these were most of the sentiment HC would spill out at us, , it went on for a week or so, and eventual he came down from the high and had to go back to work , back to the jobsite.

Posted by chickengeorge at October 7, 2005 10:51 AM