wisdom of santa's pies

yeap my birthday went pretty good

"there is no shelter for the devil"

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JARR and scruffy. . scruffy sorta lost it at the birthday party ,maybe it was to much chicken legs or salsa , but she was on this kick to act like a chicken , she was hopin and hallaring all over the place flapping her wings, needless to say JARR wasn't impressed,. your gonna have to do a hell of alot better than that ,.to perswade chicken george to mate with you.!

it was of the few if any, that anybody of mine threw a birthday party with cake candle the whole works, it was fun,

Anna made, me two cheese cake pies, from scratch , rememberr Anna from the "night out with the ladys", she is from Mexico,
I told her , you know what it means when you give a man your pie, she said , no what,?
it means you want to have mucho babies with him and you gave me two,

"ohh and they was goood pies to,"
as a matter of fact there was two more cakes there one was a choclote cake that mimi made (jimmys nacho buddies )wife, and lural bought a apple pie and stacy brung some icecream, but i knew the pies were home made, and so was mimi's birthday cake, thanks a million!

but the cake, Mexican cheesecake pies are made differntly , i know this , they make these pies real rich and dence,
my neighbors back home the Vages made homemade Cheesecake they were PeatroRicoains(sp)
i like to freaze them and eat it like candy,.
one of the problems i found out that, I left the cakes here in the fridge and some of the folks started to go in on them the next day,. i was irrated by who would eat my pies and cakes,.
so i went bonkers on who the culperates, where?

i rember Anna saying that
"listen george i made the pies for you" in this realy sweet Mexican Fench accent , its so other worldly like,
", they are my gift to you for your birthday, and somebody had violated the our pies,"
i started thinking yea like what the fuck! yea! who did this,,.
"
"When my grreat great gandmama, was on he death bed she told me come here sweet child my little Anna , i need to tell you something important, the secret of the pies, "
"georg"
in this sweet and sincer tone
they pies have power, they have anciet Mexican herbs and spices that once a man taste the pies, there may be no turning back, you will want more of the pie,

you will think of nothing more than aquiring my pie!"
I remember saying , you mean the pies you make,,.
"yeas, you better find out who ilegally ate my pies, cause they is in trouble."

your right, cause when i am chopping down thin slice of her frozen cheese cake, i am thinking who is this sombitz who done took my pie away from me,,.

well, i am trying to figure out this mess, but i might have Anna make me some pies, in trade of art

Ahh but none the less i want to thank all the folks who came and contributed to my birthday, thanks it means alot

here is one guy i got to know , larry santa, as everybody calls him,
he does the santa gig during christmas, but on his off days he is an artist, making tortured santa art sorta, or figures that look like assyrian gods..
Its been fun swapping BQQ storyies and life on the border stories with him, women and tales of gettingfucked up

Posted by chickengeorge at September 26, 2006 10:57 PM