night of the nachoes

so my trip over to houston was fun

i ened up setting up at lawndale art center, and threw a catoring gig for about 58 buck, made a lot of food,
my samon mackerl dip picodegalo, and sourcrem celantra dip, , we ran out of chips, to fast,
i was serving the food some of the times, and i was watching some of my favorite characters hit my little nachos display , like the gallery goers grazers, these are people ussaly old men who show up to these events and litterly treat it like a welfare mother at a cici pizzas buffet,no hold bar, they slam it till they cann't walk away, i sat right across from this one guy and started asking him how much he ate and it probly isn't good for him to have my nacho cheese little smokies dip, like how much could you eat,
no but that didn't stop him, i went on to talk about how much i could eat and how i would throw up , and how to make the food, like secret pepper recites,

then this one kid showed up maybe 8 or nine and filled up this cup of chips and pork rines, i thought whoa wait , take it easy , you ain't gonna eat all that, the chips are getting low, his mother came and grabed him, and the funny thing was after a while he came back and emptyred his cup back into the tray, only the pork rines, .,
and then there were the ladys who i knew would not eat that serrno peper they put on thier plate and some of my mackeral dish,
and dammnit there it was in the bottem of the trash can,.
i almost had to go into the restroom to take a breather, and say to myself , i didn't pay for this food, it doesn't mater george, calm down, its just fucking food.

as the night drew on betweeen jimmys jumping around in his big green suit and richies smoke and sound machiens, i ended up getting a bit drunk and started getting on peoples cases talking about the food, and wielding my cleaver around, its amaziing how scare people are,
the place, jimmy and richie showed wanted richie to tie up all his cords for safty reason, richie refused, but it got uncomfortable for them to take these huge "risks" like this, geeze! there in an art gallery people are more aware of what they are entering, what are they retarded!
its all this safty insurance crap! its going to be the ruin of America i can count on it!
i think its quiet funny, this contrat with mauling of America and art gallery,
like they had a show called
"hey were are going to blow this place up, literally"
and some museu m or gellery person would think its great, and cute, untill the people startd showing up explosives,
"hey you said we could do this?"

but over all it was a great time,
ill have som phots of the whole deal soon,

Posted by chickengeorge at January 27, 2007 12:00 PM