tales from "93"

this is the last tales , i have gone off on this to long,
but i wanted to mention this antidote, well once when me kyle and derk were throwing football back and forth all over the complex in front of the gays, , we would joke around with them, and i rember i was like way away from the main building and drek would throw me the football , well, there is this real flammer called Ben there , older guy, 40 something, and we were teasing him and her got all roulded up and sarted charging me, when derk threw me the football, i saw him comming like he was gonna give ma a gay tackle, i cought the ball but fell over cause he jumped me, ,.
now here is what was frightening, and they didn't get it, i was terrified,!
not cause there was some queeen on me but because i landed in dog shit!, and i was roling around in it while this gay guy is on top of me, !
i started yelling saying get off get off, , of course this only excited ben and it went on like he thought , he was gonna force me to come out tof the closet or somenthing right there in this field in the middle of the afternoon,
get off , dooog shittt!
of course drek and kylye split there guts laughing about this.