warehouse

I guess now i am trying to finally figure out what i am doing over there, in the Warehouse, last night Brandons dog was there some young edgy colly dog. started barking at me, Brandon sorta took control of the dog "stop it stop it"!
it sorta reminded me of this other story about Dennis's dog Iggy, this really hyper sheep dog , well as the story goes,
when Dennis lived over by this place, i use to work at, constructing this house, the jobsite was next to his house, Dennis's dog was inside and they would go to work and he would be all by himself, looking threw the windows barking at any movements, so i would sneek around the windows and peek in and see if the dog would notice, and he would come rip roaring a barking at the window, this carryed on all during the sumer when i worked there, it got so bad once i was at a window and i saw the dog comming and i put the hose on him threw the screen, ( that got him good) it really started to bug dennis and Rachel cause every time i walk by there house there dog went nutz barking and such, i would yell back, etc, so the game goes,
i explainned to Dennis, Iggy was "talking shit about my mama!" the dog was getting outta line with all that, etc So i decied to broker an agreement between me and Iggy , and( i have to state something i would go over their house and sit around with the dog, its only when he first first saw me, of the day he would act up or i gave him a look or something, the dog liked me), So the gal i was dating at the time had this friend a new age pet psychic, or pet soul retriver or past lives of your pets type of healer clairvoint type, older lady , very bright sweet, but was a bit out there,. so i invited Dianne over for dinner and we were going to bring Iggy over to , "sorta straighten all this shit out, "
its funny but something so stupid it had to be exploited, all the women around where i work thought Iggy was losing his little dog mind, barking, and what was i doing? as if dogs don't bark or get excited, i sorta agitated it by bringing this pet psychic over,
"if Iggy don't stop talkin all this crap about my MaMa what have i done to deserve this, well see i have this medator"
When we had the dinner i told Dieanne about Iggys speaking to me, and his rude behavior , of course she believes this cause she is a pet psychic, everybody else was like "oh brother not again"
so we broght Iggy in, I didn't want to egg the dog on or make him go nutz becauce the atmospher was tence or getting tence , I felt like i was in a witch hunt as dennis and rachel explained how Iggy was behaving, So we brought Iggy in and dianne looked at iggy,held Iggy, while the hyper dog was spazing out all over the place, not barking or anything, she whispered and closed her eyes and concentrated sayed a litttle pet prayer, and the verdict was in,....
"I just had a little talk with Iggy and i have found out he was abused in a past life and he is very scare of you,. " said Dianne
she went on to talk about all the animals soul retrivals she have done and found out they have been abused too, as amatter of fact everybodys been abused in some past life!
(there is something very maternally extreme about that).
the tension was real high dennis and rachel were captivated by the grim prospect of Iggys recovery , if george the centurian/medevil torturer didn't addmit he was abused and would stop the circle of abuse! Break the ring george! Break the ring!
so i tryed to lighten up abit and talk about how happy Iggy was when he saw me, the dog didn't excatly cowward away or act like i was beeting him, he went on the offence, like this one time
Dennis saw Iggy barking let him out, "you go get George go" i was walking across the yard, and saw Iggy comming and I started running for the fence yelling and crying like in a total state of panic,(cause iam a good chicken). once on the other side of the fence, the dog started barking and kicking his back legs up barking. I got on top of the fence and gave one of my angry Wrestler speechs pointing and saying "I'm gonna get ya!" , As Dennis and rachel walked up thinking what the hell is all this comotion Iggy was so excited he started shooting poop out while barking and kicking/prancing. I think it was the most exciting thing to happen that whole day for that dog,. its a fucking sheep dog locked up all day in a house!
everybody got a laugh out of it,.
but when, i told this joyous story to dieanne, to sorta show the dog liked me,
her responce was, in low dead pan expressionless face..
" you know george when they hang a man he deficates himself and all the on lookers are laughing".
"whoa,! hey listen Dieanne , i don't think those were poops of death, more like poops of joy, poops for life!, as a matter of fact i know where they are, and i have another psyche who does energy reading on things like this, we can test this to fiind out if they were postive poops of negative poops, and settle this once and for all."
you could feel the tension, ," you asshole "
Well , it went down hill from there, me trying to explain dog behavior , wasn't working and i was getting into more trouble, women have one way with dealing with pets and guy's another. of couse to a pack of "new age cracker women" all men's activity is a source of abuse in some way or another
its just seems funny ,
almost like i was in a standup or sitcom